June 2011
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
i was probably about a year old and i woke up and my mom was carrying me to put me in a crib at church. i can remember which ring she was wearing and what the wall paper looked like :)
Reblog if you're unattractive, awkward and single.
that awkward moment when you see someone from primary school...
and they used to look like this:
and now they look like this:
and you’re like:
Reblog if you have a dirty mind.
When the teacher looks at you while teaching a lesson...
Immediate reaction:
Story of my life
My mom calls me, and i’m like:
My mom yells at me, and i’m like:
My mom threatens me to death, and i’m like:
My mom tells me ‘i brought food’, and i’m like:
The difference between men and women after a break up
Men
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Women
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
‘nuff said.
