The Beautiful Half

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Alyssa. 21. Hairstylist. In love with this amazing guy named Justin.

Flowers, makeup, fashion, just pretty sweet things but also some pretty bitchy ones too.

"Just like that…I was thrown right back into my old pattern… greasy Chinese, sleeping till noon…and feeling restless."
Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)
"I wake up every morning and choose you, without a second thought."
Peyton Scott (via hourae)

illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

capturedphotos:

Crashing Waves

There’s just something so relaxing about hearing and watching the waves crash on the shore. Tables Beach, Florida

Photographed by: Paolo Nacpil

boopbunny:

rosieandherramblings:

terezi-pie-rope:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

*pounds gavel*
OHHHHH
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Hahaha fuck yeah!

I’ve heard that men were the rough draft in creation

wearegoing:

breathe. 

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

mrcheyl:

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